Welcome!... and get out

You want to tell us that Lincoln wasn't Jewish or that Chester A. Arthur didn't smother Garfield with a pillow soaked in laudenum? Or maybe you just don't like us. Well, first off, shut up. But second, tell us more. We're incredibly insecure and get off on your criticism and insults. And as Ben Franklin said "whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, or gives you something to think about when you're cutting yourself".